Overheard at Hampshire College

“That’s why I will never date anyone who wears skinny jeans, because I plan on getting prego.” – the bridge

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 08:46:17 -0500

what better day to hate everybody!

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 12:20:29 -0500

what better day to hate everybody!

“Dakin is more functional…” -loudly at 1am in the super quiet Merrill c basement

Sat, 09 Feb 2013 09:28:47 -0500

“Dakin is more functional…” -loudly at 1am in the super quiet Merrill c basement

Did she find the trampoline?

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 15:51:59 -0500

“…so then when I saw it, I peed a little.” -girl in saga

“The other night, I had a dream I had a threesome with Oedipus and Freud.” “He’s reached the...

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 06:49:51 -0500

“The other night, I had a dream I had a threesome with Oedipus and Freud.”

“He’s reached the promised land, basically.”

“It was a really uncomfortable dream.”

On Kawara

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 06:49:44 -0500

“…time is like a time capsule, a relic”

Talking aloud while writing a paper for Christoph Cox

Astrology

Fri, 11 May 2012 11:05:01 -0400

She’s just a great big pile of… CAPRICORN!

Everyone is terrible at finals.

Mon, 07 May 2012 21:01:04 -0400

“Thats a really big uterus.”

Cinco de ahem

Sun, 06 May 2012 08:37:54 -0400

“Before we start, can I get a “Cinco de Fuck Yeah?!’”-enfield 48 party

A Logical Conclusion

Sun, 06 May 2012 08:36:09 -0400

“I wonder about so many things each day.

That’s why I want to hide in Jonathan’s bushes.”

I don't like your girlfriend.

Sat, 05 May 2012 16:19:16 -0400

“Do you know how hard it is to go through life looking like Avril Lavigne?” -Dakin quad

Buttholes

Fri, 04 May 2012 17:00:16 -0400

“Wings smell like kentucky fried butthole” -Merrill B basement

Finals...

Thu, 03 May 2012 19:05:10 -0400

“I have enough study drugs to kill a small horse”- Saga

Facebook

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 23:12:09 -0400

“Well, why weren’t you jerking off to MY facebook?????!!!!” - Dakin

Long Live the (Lion) King

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 18:08:10 -0400

“They’ll probably kill him horribly, but that’s okay. Some kings just have to die.” - Boy in RCC

Who gets the double?

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 23:55:43 -0400

Boy 1 “I’m not living with [boy 2], he smells!”

Boy 2 “Why didn’t you tell me that?”

Boy 1 “Tell you what?”

Boy 2 “Why didn’t you tell me that I smell?”

Herzog at Hampshire

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 23:55:30 -0400

-“I have no influences.”
-laughing.

-“I see that you think this is funny but it is not.”

Gas-X

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 23:49:28 -0400

“You should invest in some Gas-X, dude! For the love of Jesus Christ…” - Merrill overheard

Nudity

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 12:12:16 -0400

“I’M NAKED!”

“NOW I’M NOT NAKED!”

-Overheard in Merrill A4

A problem.

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 02:28:01 -0400

“I have a problem. I don’t know what to wear to a Ludacris concert….I’m not 15 anymore!!” - Greenwich Overheard

Overheard at Hampshire College

“That’s why I will never date anyone who wears skinny jeans, because I plan on getting prego.” – the bridge

what better day to hate everybody!

“Dakin is more functional…” -loudly at 1am in the super quiet Merrill c basement

Did she find the trampoline?

“The other night, I had a dream I had a threesome with Oedipus and Freud.” “He’s reached the...

On Kawara

Astrology

Everyone is terrible at finals.

Cinco de *ahem*

A Logical Conclusion

I don't like your girlfriend.

Buttholes

Finals...

Facebook

Long Live the (Lion) King

Who gets the double?

Herzog at Hampshire

Gas-X

Nudity

A problem.

Cinco de ahem